Sizing Guide
Harnesses (Chest Size)
XS = 31"-34"
S = 35"-37"
M = 38" - 40"
L = 41" - 43"
XL = 44" - 46"
XXL = 47" - 50"
Jockstrap (Waist Size)
S = 27" - 29"
M = 30" - 32"
L = 33" - 35"
XL = 36" - 38"
XXL = 39" - 41"
Vests (Chest Size)
XS = 31"-34"
S = 35"-37"
M = 38" - 40"
L = 41" - 43"
XL = 44" - 46"
XXL = 47" - 50"
Collars (Neck Size)
S = 13" - 14"
M = 15" - 16"
L = 17" - 18"
XL = 19" - 20"
XXL = 21" - 22"
Measurements for Custom Sizing
Chest Harnesses (No Strap Attachments)
1) Chest Measurement: Circumference of Chest around the widest part, usually just above the nipple.
2) Nipple Clavicle Measurement: The straighline distance from your nipple to your clavicle (the bone at the top of your chest that goes from your neck to your shoulder).
3) Distance Between Nipples: Straightline distance from one nipple to another.
Chest Harnesses (Jock Attachments)
1) Chest Measurement: Circumference of Chest around the widest part, usually just above the nipple.
2) Nipple to Beltline Measurement: Measuring along the line from your nipple to your cock, the distance from the nipple to the center of your beltline. Think beltline for this measurement should be where you want a jock to sit.
3) Nipple Clavicle Measurement: The straighline distance from your nipple to your clavicle (the bone at the top of your chest that goes from your neck to your shoulder).
4) Distance Between Nipples: Straightline distance from one nipple to another. How far are those pepperoni's apart?
5) Total Height: Your actual height on your driver's license, not the one you put on your dating profiles ;)
Chest Harnesses (Cock Attachments)
1) Chest Measurement: Circumference of Chest around the widest part, usually just above the nipple.
2) Nipple to Cock Measurement: Straightline distance from your nipple to the base of your cock.
3) Nipple Clavicle Measurement: The straighline distance from your nipple to your clavicle (the bone at the top of your chest that goes from your neck to your shoulder).
4) Distance Between Nipples: Straightline distance from one nipple to another. How far are those pepperoni's apart?
5) Total Height: Your actual height on your driver's license, not the one you put on your dating profiles ;)
Jockstraps
1) Waist Size: Circumference of waist around the beltline where your pants usually sit. Think about how you would want your jockstrap to sit when you you put it on, if you prefer it higher in the back and lower in the front, measure it that way!
2) Thigh Size: Distance around Thighs at the top of your Thigh where your leg meets your crotch. Get that measuring tape right up in the gooch and should go under the ass where the straps go.
Vests
1) Circumference of widest part of chest: Usually right above the nipples
2) Circumference of Neck: Right below the Adam’s Apple
3) Hip Measurement: Thinnest part of torso, usually at the top of your hip bones around the belly button
4) Waist Measurement: Normal pants measurement around the beltline
5) Front Length: Middle of Shoulder Seam (Where your clavicle is, think about a straight line from top of one shoulder to the other) to Waistline (To the band of your pants)
6) Back Length: Base of Neck (Same straight line from shoulder to shoulder, usually the most pronounced vertebrae on your back) to Waistline (To the band of your pants)
Collars
1) Neck Size: Circumference around the neck, just below the Adam's Apple (or wherever you'd like the collar to sit).
Still Confused on how to take your measurements?
If you're not too sure if you're doing any of these measurements correctly:
1) The More Info the Better!
Provide us with a few variations of the measurements and what the difference between them is! We can average them out for a more accurate estimate or pick out the correct variation of measurements based on the description, and we'll follow up if we need more details!
2) Ask Questions!
Drop us a line on the contact form, in our email (kevin@corporatedisdain.com), or on our insta (@corporatedisdain) with your question! We're always more than happy to do a Video Call to coach you through the process and make sure we get them right.
3) Get Fitted in Person!
If you live in DC, drop by for an in person measurement! Our shop is right off U St and accessible from the metro. Contact us to set up a time!